Old man with high hopes.

An 80-year old man walks into the doctor’s office for his regular check-up.

Doctor : “Ummm, Pap, how are you feeling ?”

Old Man : “Great,”. “I have an 18-year old wife, and she’s pregnant with my child.”

Doctor ( Confused & Concerned)
“Pap, let me tell you a story. See, I have this hunter friend and one early morning, he goes out hunting, but he was in such a hurry that he grabs his umbrella instead of his Gun. So, as he is hunting, he spots a lion. He aims at the lion with his umbrella and shoots at it. Bam! The lion falls dead to the ground.”

Old Man : (Surprise) “What ?!” “Why ? that is impossible! Some one else must have shot the lion.”

Doctor : (Laughing) “Exactly Pap!” Just wana reactivate your Brain about your Pregnant 18yrs Old Wife Sir..