Today's Joke

 Today's Joke

 A man at work calls home and his 8 years old
daughter picks the phone:
“Hi honey,this is daddy.Is mommy near the
phone?”
“No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom
with Uncle Paul.” The little girl quipped.
“After a brief pause daddy says,“But honey
you haven’t got an uncle Paul!”
“Oh yes I do,and he is upstairs in the room
with mommy right now.”

Brief pause,“Uh okay then,this is what I want
you to do:Put the phone down on the
table,run upstairs,knock on the bedroom
door,and shout to mommy that daddy’s car
has just arrived at the gate.”
“Ok daddy just a minute....”
A while later the little girl comes back to the
phone, “Done it daddy.
” "What happened honey?”
“Well, mommy got scared and jumped out of
the bed naked,ran round the room
screaming,tripp

­ed over,and knocked her head
on the staircase,now she is not moving at all.”
“What about Uncle Paul?” asked Dad.
He jumped out the window into the
swimming pool,but I guess he didn’t know
you emptied the water last week.He hit the
bottom and I think he’s dead.”
After a really long pause this time...Daddy
says,“Swimming pool,but we don't have a
swimming pool! Is this 486-5731?”
“No,this is 486-5713”
“Sorry wrong number....!!!!”