The reason I got divorced.

Last week i had my birthday, My wife didn't wish me, My parents forgot and so did my kids.
I went to work, Even my colleagues didn't wish me....
As i entered my cabin my secretary said," Happy Birthday Boss" I felt so special, She asked me out to lunch.

After lunch,she invited me to her apartment.
WE went there,
She said in a sexy voice,"Do you mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute?"

"OKAY", i said nervously
She came out 5 min later with a cake and My Wife, My Parents, My Kids, My Friends and My Colleagues...

All Screaming, SURPRISE! SURPRISE!
And I was waiting on the sofa....... NAKED!