Mail accidentaly goes to a widow

A man checked into a hotel.

There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife.

However, he accidentally typed d wrong email address, and without realizing he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned from her husband's funeral.

The widow decided to check her mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.

After reading d first message she fainted.

Husband gone wild :D

WOMAN: My Husband is not interested in sex.
DOCTOR: OK! give these pills to him.Everyday, put 1 pill in his tea. 

The woman did and they had sex which they enjoyed. 
Next day she puts 2 pills in his tea and they enjoyed much more sex. 
3rd day, she emptied the whole bottle in his tea. …


Two days later Doctor called to know the progress. Son picked and replied: "Mom is in
coma at the moment, Aunt is in hospital, Maid is suing Dad for rape, My own ass hurts and bleeding and Dad is still running naked in the garden, shouting Bingo! Bingo!! Bingo!!! but the dogs are no where to be found....

A baby being sent to earth.

A baby asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?" "Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you." The child further inquired, "But tell me, here in heaven I don't have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy." God said, "Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you. And you will feel your angel's love and be very happy." Again the child asked, "And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don't know the language?" God said, "Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and